When the economy suffers, people worry. When they worry, they get a little edgy. The Social Media Avenger nearly wept when he saw this spat break out on Twitter (ok, someone else saw it and the Social Media Avenger read about it.
Here are some truly terrible excerpts:
Microsoft employees cheering their guy on in attacking TC. Microsoft can go to hell.
The Social Media Avenger certainly doesn't endorse anyone cheering on while innocent bloggers are being attacked, but let's tone down the condemming people to hell. How about inviting them for a cup of tea to discuss your difference of opinion.
@MossyBlog settled down, gave it some thought, and I still think you're a moron. and oh yeah, I just uninstalled silverlight. jerk.
Clearly, you had not settled down, Mr. Arrington. Next time try a glass of warm milk instead of an angry Tweet.
Here's a little something to make everyone feel better:
Dow jumps 936 points and S&P up 104, in the biggest point gains ever. The Dow, S&P and Nasdaq all gain over 11%
Now let's all go out for soft serve.
It is a Brave New Day on the Interweb
In the world of Social Media, with great power comes great responsibility, and with no power comes other people making fun of you.
With their comments.
You have sat alone for too long— fumbling blindly through the darkness of anonymous invective, futilely attempting to detangle your once proud voice from the sharp silencing slashes of this harsh Web that is Worldwide.
Fear not, denizens of the Internet. A bright new sun is rising over the pixilated landscape. No longer will you cower in fear when faced with an OMG. Never again will you have to clean your salty teardrops from a keyboard after being on the business end of a LOLZ.
You shall be avenged. These injustices shall go unanswered no more.
Someone ROTFL at you? Don’t make me ROTFLMAO. They have seen nothing yet. They will soon know what it is truly like to have someone mirthfully writhing on the floor until their posterior is no longer attached to their personage. But writhing at them, not with them. A Social Media Avenger is coming.
Actually, a Social Media Avenger is here. Because that is me. I am he. I am this Avenger that I have been talking about. And I will be watching.
And reading.
And commenting.
For you.
With their comments.
You have sat alone for too long— fumbling blindly through the darkness of anonymous invective, futilely attempting to detangle your once proud voice from the sharp silencing slashes of this harsh Web that is Worldwide.
Fear not, denizens of the Internet. A bright new sun is rising over the pixilated landscape. No longer will you cower in fear when faced with an OMG. Never again will you have to clean your salty teardrops from a keyboard after being on the business end of a LOLZ.
You shall be avenged. These injustices shall go unanswered no more.
Someone ROTFL at you? Don’t make me ROTFLMAO. They have seen nothing yet. They will soon know what it is truly like to have someone mirthfully writhing on the floor until their posterior is no longer attached to their personage. But writhing at them, not with them. A Social Media Avenger is coming.
Actually, a Social Media Avenger is here. Because that is me. I am he. I am this Avenger that I have been talking about. And I will be watching.
And reading.
And commenting.
For you.
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