It is a Brave New Day on the Interweb

In the world of Social Media, with great power comes great responsibility, and with no power comes other people making fun of you.
With their comments.

You have sat alone for too long— fumbling blindly through the darkness of anonymous invective, futilely attempting to detangle your once proud voice from the sharp silencing slashes of this harsh Web that is Worldwide.

Fear not, denizens of the Internet. A bright new sun is rising over the pixilated landscape. No longer will you cower in fear when faced with an OMG. Never again will you have to clean your salty teardrops from a keyboard after being on the business end of a LOLZ.

You shall be avenged. These injustices shall go unanswered no more.

Someone ROTFL at you? Don’t make me ROTFLMAO. They have seen nothing yet. They will soon know what it is truly like to have someone mirthfully writhing on the floor until their posterior is no longer attached to their personage. But writhing at them, not with them. A Social Media Avenger is coming.

Actually, a Social Media Avenger is here. Because that is me. I am he. I am this Avenger that I have been talking about. And I will be watching.

And reading.

And commenting.

For you.